Friday, December 31, 2010

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Well actually I'm not sure how many go, but it should be a few turns that land has been around the sun That yes nothing like this is going to start.

Best wishes to all your projects in this new twist to the Sun we started together ... well wishes and if you need a shoulder to push because you know where to find me.

A big hug and Happy 2011!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

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3x3

moon apprentice
the eye that forgets to be your sun
every night


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wonder
each line of your body draws on my space





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goddesses
drain-thunder of laughter burst into my sound

Saturday, December 25, 2010

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Under the Skin Roll

I always thought that Myspace was to blame for everything. And before Myspace, Big Brother. Somehow legitimized people to externalize their emotions in a pornographic, absolutely lack of glamor. No one seemed to have mystery, how boring! Suddenly it was not a hysterical / a, and suddenly it was the standard bearer / a revolution that combines a perverse way Amelie, Esteban Bethlehem and The Cure, all the rallying cry is that I I'm half bipolar ".
phrase itself is to be on guard: 100% of people pronounce it not have the misfortune to suffer this mental illness, and according to my dictionary Mongol English means" trust me at all costs or it means "and is often used as a tagline to justify or excuse a selfish and inconsiderate behavior. Other meanings may be" I am sometimes sad, sometimes @ content, but more and better than you "or" Mama, I want to be an artist ".
If you allow me some advice, to make friends @ s avoided, in this order, these talking points: 1) What you dream last night. 2) What did you eat / eaten. 3) What you feel. Really , the candidate the friendship is only interested if you want to take to bed.

Ya. And I have half Tourettes GRFYTG piece!% P? *

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The fat in red and I signed a deal this year. He will not let me any gifts and I'm still as lucky next year at your side.

Thanks to you all for being, of course, but above all for being.

Monday, December 6, 2010

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Candor Random

The lasagna is a curious fact. You live quietly in your cloak of flesh, feeling through the translucent dough ingredients hidden in the floors above and below. If the lasagna is broken, the ingredients glide between different levels, and then you discover that the adjacent flats are arranged exactly like yours, with the same prejudices and values, always focused only to the level neighbor.

The other day I was rereading comments and thinking about that thing in which is the moral superiority normal when I came to my mind the theory that the lasagna: You can be normal and modern, as long as you do not leave your coat, clear . Can also be overtly normal, and then be a hero and a stoic and a punk at all levels.

In the future, when we all are poor costumed superhero, the spirit of Rock and Roll jumpers survive in types of Lidl.




Incredibly, claim to be normal today, an anti-establishment attitude.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

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sonnet

sonnets of flavor, mouth, hip, pelvis
found, entering language,
we fail to write, not my way, I prefer
do and let you gasping.

matters little to tell me how I
you throw the pace and bite me,
bend my body, you go slowly and
you do fall into my lap due.

could name lettered skin, silence the groans
, translate
sex in false words that are not true,

that are not nothing but an annex
a phoneme which is not only dripping with honey
our Tues convex.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

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Thing

After checking
fits your hand next to mine in my pocket I look at the extraneous details such as color, size or price of the coat.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

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bearded

metrosexual and grimosa denial, roll bearded man was a return cerdaco, flesh and blood, the salt of the tierra.Y I know this was just another look studied, but nobody can deny a feral facial hair effectively buried the remains of vanity associated with adolescence.
beard, when he speaks, says, "every inch of my existence is a busy day on more transcendent." Because if the face is a vanitas, the beard is the mold that covers the fruit. The bearded man looks deep and thoughtful. Depth sensitivity is a step, and sensitivity to melancholy, one step; trick that can play all heartbreaker plush.

Years ago a friend asked if I would go to a concert, I forget which. He said he could not because the singer was very bearded and that filled her with sadness. I remember that because to me people with beards also gives me a feeling of deep helplessness, and I want to hug everyone, whether bears Chueca, postmetaleros backworldsmen or dwarves of the Blue Mountains.

I also grew a beard trying to hear a double vinyl jibe. Inception as twenty minutes post rock development multiplied by twenty in real life.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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say that one of the keys of the organization is to distinguish between what is urgent and important.
A slightly more advanced theory into four priorities: urgent, important, urgent, not important, important not urgent, not urgent nor important. A good classification efficiency takes you to the desired efficiency, will simplify the tedious task of prioritizing.

But the important matter until something is more important. And even when something urgent urges new presses with more momentum. And something has to be removed from the list. Because if everything matters, nothing matters and nothing hurry if everything is urgent.

And now, if you're brave enough, expand your mind to look up to so many areas of your life as you are able to comprehend and respond quickly, what you took from your list?, What do you slow down eternally?

My response startled me.




PS: Dedicated to H who asked me to write a horror story.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

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Niñ pij @ s @ s @ s neófil Back

molómetro needle As I blew up at a party recently, I'm not very fine in my findings, which tally with the people around me to cover myself.
I was talking about how fabulous it must be look like those people who did not lose a soiree, party, opening, exhibition, film premiere, DJ, concert presentation, which are every night in the spotlight the hottest clubs, who say they (serán. ..) the antithesis of chonismo. As a mixture of Lust for life and dandy, go. Is superficial and stupid, yes, but like everything else, and not ashamed.

Modern people are not considered modern, save me despises but criticizes their lives in little groups. Est laugh pij @ s @ s @ s neófil, calling them by their names, somehow puts them on the map, I guess. These people asks me to finish cane, which will not. I do not want to be an accomplice of envy and complex.




criticize these girls and thank reirle Belén Esteban says a lot ...

Sunday, October 24, 2010

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all condescending Cultureta # 1

but lately I do not know people as indolent and anesthetized who are already unable to recognize anything beautiful if not has put its stamp of approval by someone they admire. Feeling attracted by the casual, quality of soil to demonstrate that not infrequently, I have fear of ending up like them. And

. I do not get moralistic, for me peel the passions of each. But it remains that in certain circles fascinate me, the coolest outfit to dazzle strangers to be an opaque halo of indifference. Is it real, will lie? The answer, when found.










Tell these guys something you like. Whatever: They would have loved for years, have finished and now we are hating revisiting in an "ironic."

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Nightmare Nightmare "?

I'm in the middle of an empty room without doors or windows, walls and ceiling just smell the electric atmosphere of a cluster of storm clouds to rain I hear they do not break the dull roar that precedes the tremor I spend hours measuring the distance between the walls the distance is constant but the walls are increasingly close to each other and lungs swelled up to my ears comes from outside the sharp end of hushed cry I have not yet begun to broadcast how much time (beginning to cry) I can be screaming? a two (I know it will suddenly silenced) three four (something serious has to happen) five seissúbitamente my hand covers my mouth but can not find hole cover I have no mouth, rapid breathing should be nervous I have no lungs and no nose no longer I look around I see only black but I see no hear no breath I do not feel anything but I think I think I get proof of life "exist? I am hurt because it hurts to end what hurts most of all that can hurt it hurts to know it hurts to realize that just me who can awaken.



Tuesday, October 5, 2010

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is here. Small

Graphene has arrived.

a purely bi-dimensional structure (as the third dimension is strictly atomic) with electronic capabilities at room temperature and stable hair stand on end to most painted quantum physicist. How strange it is just a simple crystal structure as the most useful and stable than it has ever known.

is here. The countdown has begun. Soon (within exponentially very little), will be in our homes, our pockets, our clothes, perhaps our food. May be such as to design the first man (or woman) bionic (a), may be such as to design the first smart fabrics, may cease to ridicule the use of fossil fuels, may even be the precursor of the space translations; " anyone remember Tron? (I think that soon the big screen will refresh your memory.)

he is and I feel that my nose is very empirical almost never fails for these things.

Graphene has arrived. Are you prepared to?




Sunday, October 3, 2010

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rebellion "Labordeta"

When in Rome do as the Romans.



To compensate for the weight on the other side of the scale overall. To prevent all end up drinking only Coca Cola and speaking exclusively in English. To show irrational animals there are many ways of trying to change the world (or that the world will not change) that have nothing to do with violence. I propose a little rebellion, healthy, intelligent and even powerful. Tan

just follow two rules: 1 ª
Wherever you go learn how to greet, say goodbye and to thank the local language (official or not).

2 nd at least one meal you do it with food and drinks more typical of that land.

Because there is a rational way of doing things. Because let's Labordeta message was clear: Enrich know the most authentic in every land, wherever Rome do as the Romans do.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

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Vidal i shere

As it now appears that I am a "blogger" (and this I shall speak in another post because now irrelevant) the other day I was politely invited to a launch party for tipple at the expense of a famous brand of watches.
An hour of sobriety at the event was enough time to see what you already suspected for some time: People are the same everywhere, regardless of the terrain in which one moves.
're at a student party at a house party for a rapper or an exclusive party full of people eager to thrive is impossible not to notice the masters of roost, those who have been to pay homage, those who want to be seen talking. If you go into your game you have to accept the rules: if you're "almost there" should swallow up one day, hopefully, arrive. If you are someone who will not to joke, do not worry; accounts with approval or even sympathy.
Above all do not despair: Life is a long tournament against you Chachi types.


Know this: If the number of phatic interjections to get a reply to your monologue is less than 5 per minute, YOU ARE BEING INTERESTING.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

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Unabridged. Honest. Aragonés.

Sometimes words are so identified with what we mean when the meaning dies, they also die inside, and are empty.

Yesterday I dusted the dictionary looking for words for your pages. Found to "integrate" staring at the horizon not knowing who to watch. "Honest" does not know where to go, it seemed that he had taken home. "Aragon" was totally devastated, orphaned and crying. "English" she confessed, with crystal eyes and red eyes, also feel empty inside.

Sometimes there are people that feel so heard to speak, his voice is amplified so much that when he hears missing voices are silent and only emit a muffled cry.

to close the dictionary Yesterday I felt an uncontrollable urge to put on backpack and find, Spain within, those who only speak the truth, because the show in their eyes, their smiles, their hands and comfort them, and that comforted me.

Tonight I can not help but think that words will never be so full of meaning. And what English would never again be so heard.






PD: "When in Rome do as the Romans" Please show me.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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... Or how to disappear on a shirt. Because I can assure you that women subjected to behave like a parasite harmful, printed on the shirt of Bershka or the like, is your worst enemy: a pitch that highlights your lack of harmony with the canons in vogue. I've also seen shirts with silk screens and stylish young lads dressed as Fall Out Boy on bellies deformed men, so I gather that the problem has shifted to the fashion of my sex.
The human body is beautiful, yes, but unless yours is more beautiful than the model of your garment, better choose something else.












Of course it is a work of art: the portrait of Dorian Gray, but in reverse.

Monday, September 13, 2010

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shirts with Ghost in the tracksuit

As always I am going to start my sports equipment sports has not been updated much in recent years as the lack of use keeps almost new.
There I go with my shirt Frostis of Kellogg ("Your inner strength," 15 years with me, the average marriage in Spain is 13.8 years), crossing Park West suffocated when a Power Ranger come in the morning I forward in a flash and disappears into hyperspace.
intelligent fabric your clothes provides no resistance to the wind and the sweat evaporates, your cardiómetro, pedometer, stopwatch and magnetic bracelet complement the instability of his body with dogged precision of the machine.
The situation is repeated, twice, thrice. I think you just need the Red Power Ranger, which will have passed; clear: The soles of his shoes ergonomic human foot becomes a blasphemous dimensions mechanism. Kevin Warwick

sensed the amalgamation of technology in the body to achieve results superhuman, but erred in its future practical applications. The technology built into the body is used mainly to bind.


Sorry to say: Usain Bolt has never seemed like a superhero cruising.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

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On 23 speak Spanish ... Dulce

Yesterday I saw him turn the corner.

the morning of December 22 will alarm clock battery to make a superhuman effort for the minute hand reach midnight. The alarm will sound seven milliseconds later than it should. Not long but enough. Yesterday

around the corner I saw him very close to San Ildefonso.

A wink of tension will completely random when you go to the programming of the machine and leave home later than they should. Just seven minutes. Not long but enough. Yesterday

around the corner I saw him very close to San Ildefonso and a cold shiver down his neck let me know it was him. I just had to introduce a little wink, just a slight, tiny change, right in intensity and precise time that triggers the butterfly effect.

Seven times have to move the crank until the ball stuck out like channel down and in through the hair in front of their legitimate partner by my intentional influence yesterday. Yesterday

around the corner I saw him very close to San Ildefonso and a cold shiver down his neck let me know it was him and instinctively yelled "Hey, this year it's my turn! On 23 we speak."

40,021, on December 23 will speak with him again.


Monday, September 6, 2010

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inaccuracy

1. If not p then not q
I've always heard (even I believed) that if read not write (even say that approach could prove empirically, that no reduction to the absurd).

2 If p then not q if and only if q then p
A double negative is still the same as a reverse statement is not difficult to infer therefore that, because if you do not read not write, so if you read write.

3 If q then p
Today I have been able to experience unequivocally that if you read sooner or later end up writing, whatever, but writing (post or not.) 4Si

p then q and if q then p, then p if and only if q (or q is the same if and only if p). q are identical. Algebra does not fool
and surprisingly enough just to prove mathematically that reading and writing are identical, then write if and only if I read, and read if and only if I write.

Or maybe your hand, I feel much better ... Never finished exactly understand why they created so sweet that it is these small inaccuracies yours.


Saturday, September 4, 2010

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Prejudice

does not take a genius to guess that I am a person with many prejudices, and I have to swallow my suspicions on several occasions. And is that prejudices are cool only when confirmed, and then you can lay down the law and say, "and I told you so." 75% of the time to deliver value only to do things that give you very lazy.
until recently had not known that bitterness between Lavapiés and Malasaña, the funny thing is that I have received feedback from both districts, and have found that people around me and I felt morally superior to share the same passion for the preconceptions and value judgments random. What makes me more grace is that, in principle, no one thought worthy of the same misgivings of those who openly boasts.
Accept that you can be as offensive as the weird neighbor who looks at you in the elevator is much easier and healthier than convince you that you like him.
The good vibes is a myth, is disgusting and very scary.



Malasaña Like, I like you

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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M People

were not so handsome, nor so ready, or so cool, and probably did not deserve many hugs and kisses. Ni wrote so well, or we would sing as well as good photos. Maybe in some years, when we are bored at home, we will remember fondly those nights where everyone pretended to be our best friend, lover and confidant. It was all a lie, but today these things do not matter.
















8 out of 10 people under the influence of alcohol or drugs are hiding behind the effect of these to carry out what they want to be serene.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

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My logo is bigger than yours

According to a recent and reliable study of an Australian science magazine, 85% hermit crabs would agree to change the shell in which he lives for a can of Coke if that were perceived by others as a crab or fish a crab.





















Hello, you Spam.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

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THE LUST OF THE I (HEART) 80'S


markers gave us ...
And there were many blank wall ...
And how could it be otherwise ...
Nosotr @ s painted ...





"The lust of the I (Heart) 80's" Square of the Moors, Madrid.