Friday, June 25, 2010

Soft Cervix Not Pregnant

People antimorbo # 2

The number one ranking emetic phrases that refer to sex have a fraud has been perpetuated in time for the nerds that make strange faces can procreate without having to merit it.
The phrase itself is a stupid analogy based on the shape of the instrument that prefer to avoid, for obvious reasons, saxophonists, bagpipers, flutists and trumpeters.
Apart, of course, leave the machismo prehistoric Bingueros gooey and oozing this wonder of the lore. Translated
to modern Castilian, this expression amounts to saying: "These trained fingers touch your right spots, we apply a slight vibrato and if I see that it costs me and I put a capo on the mast."








To our misfortune, the guitars never say "no."

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Civil Wedding In Spanish

Dawn of the Dead # 1 antimorbo

The phrase that tells you it's time to take the road home often comes from the mouth of a stranger. If you have ever been the last out of a dive meet the man well-lapa (the second last to leave, leaving just before you and is waiting at the door next to the doorman, you are hanging from the shoulder and says "Where there is after?" or any of the three variants of this phrase default). Get rid of this Infras as hard as the white shoes off the smear of the cups.
In broad daylight the man's face takes on a prophetic limpet "Donny. You are out of the element."
When I come home as dawn, for Vía Gran Arenal, I often think of multiverse, determinism, zombies and karma. All while men-lapa elusive.






protohombre The dignity of this is an equation of dividing the actual weight of your portfolio between initial weight and dividing the result by the time the measurement is made.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Freaky Anniversary Poems

People

anti-erotic The second phrase of all time, wrong on so many levels that I believe the Ministry of Health should adopt to reduce the rate of teenage pregnancies.
The phrase itself is an obvious repeating the people who like to be heard above the others, and is the clearest example of how sometimes the way the bottom strip of land.
Two notes: a) most people do not want sex to be natural, the more messy and difficult to achieve more satisfactory is the reward.
b) Does this also applies to the ugly? I mean, you naturally Follari Paz Manuel Fraga or Padilla? Okay, now I rebatirás nor eat what you do not like, but I never got up wanting to die for having dinner, for example, a plate of spinach.









English Cinema, I curse you.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Pokemon Online Saveable

Attack of the clones

mustache and toupees. And glasses the size of a Big Mac at some point last year that it ceased to be ironic look to become, officially, the ugly fashion since the demise of the pads and mullets.
is hard to take seriously an outfit as extravagant as this: The main problem is that anyone with a mustache and hair to look like Vanilla Ice automatically passes any person disguised as a guy with mustache and hair to Vanilla Ice.

Indeed, that Terry Richardson put the boots to fuck with that outfit does not make you go to do the same. You're not Terry Richardson. Period.









Leaving spree, the kind of toupee and mustache is like the yellow brick road, follow it to find local or your wildest dreams have imagined.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Free Ragnarok Guild Emblems

Touched by the hand of god

Young art students with a unique atomic mass ego. The central theme of his work explores the (their) identity. In most cases, their work can only be explained from the denial of an identity for the "masses." Or, at best, from the idea that builds an identity when it is earned. Friends, identities are like assholes ... you know how it ends, right?















adjectives applied people with a "rich inner world" according to a study by the Ministry of Culture:
Egocentric @ @ whims, selfish @, envy @ @ exhibicionist, intolerant.