Blueprint For A Salon

... Or how to disappear on a shirt. Because I can assure you that women subjected to behave like a parasite harmful, printed on the shirt of Bershka or the like, is your worst enemy: a pitch that highlights your lack of harmony with the canons in vogue. I've also seen shirts with silk screens and stylish young lads dressed as Fall Out Boy on bellies deformed men, so I gather that the problem has shifted to the fashion of my sex.
The human body is beautiful, yes, but unless yours is more beautiful than the model of your garment, better choose something else.












Of course it is a work of art: the portrait of Dorian Gray, but in reverse.